Shadi

Teacher : Tum barey ho ke kya karoge ?
Syudent : Shadi.

Teacher : Mera matlab hai kya banoge ?
Student : Dulha.

Teacher : I mean bare ho ke kya hasil karoge ?
Student : Dulhan.

Teacher : Idiot, mera matlab hai ke bare ho ke ammi & abbu ke liye kya karoge ?
Student : Bahu launga.

Teacher : Stupid, tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain ?
Student : Pota.

Teacher : Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai ?
Student Shadi.