Saturday, December 17, 2011

Nice Reply

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president’s secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you.” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

Sunday, November 13, 2011

A Successful Man And Woman

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. 
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Monday, October 24, 2011

Everybody Wants Happiness


Everybody wants happiness
Nobody wants pain.
But you can't have a rainbow
Without a little rain.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Truth


Truth is always like
oil in water.
No matter how much
of water you add,
it always floats on top.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

There Tips To Play A Game Of Life

3 Tips To Play A Game Of Life
1. Don't Promise When U Are Happy.
2. Don't Talk When U Are Sad.
3. Don't Decide When You Are Angry.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Life And Death


Life asked Death .
Why people Love me and hate you ?

Death replied Because you are a "Beautiful" Lie.
And I am a "Painful" Truth .

Monday, October 17, 2011

I ♥ My Friends

Friends are totally amazing,
Because...
In Life, relations have many
names.... But the best 1 is Friendship.

Mom says : Tell me my child
whats your problem ? I am
like your friend.

Dada says : Don't feel scared.
Take me as your friend.

Brother/sister says : Come on
buddy, don't hide anything
from me. I am like your friend.

Lover says : Come on sweetheart.
Treat me as your friend.

Only friend says :
Han mujhe kyun bataye ga.
Main konsa tera dost hun.

Dedicated to my super
duper, lovely and
great Friends !

Sunday, October 16, 2011

It's Nice and Sad

It's nice when 2 strangers become best friends,
but it's sad when 2 best friends acts like strangers..

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Every Morning in Africa

Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Life Is Life

Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is bliss, taste it.
Life is a dream, realize it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is a promise, fulfill it.
Life is sorrow, overcome it.
Life is a song, sing it.
Life is a struggle, accept it.
Life is a tragedy, confront it.
Life is an adventure, dare it.
Life is luck, make it.
Life is too precious, do not destroy it.
Life is life, fight for it.

Monday, October 10, 2011

I Will Never Let You Go

Baby, I just want you to know
That i will never let you go
I'll always be there by your side
From now until the day i die
This is a promise from the heart
I knew i loved you from the start
I stood beside you everyday
And showed you i cared in every way
So from now on out my life is you
It's not a lie baby this is true
Forever and always is what we'll be
It now is us not just you and me
Together we will be as one
Until my final day is done
We’ll fall asleep together every night
And awake with a kiss in the morning light
I can’t wait for the day when we say I Do
Because I will always love you
So baby I just wanted you to know
That I will never let you go...

Sunday, October 9, 2011

09/10/11

 
In case you hadn’t heard, September 10, 2011 is a popular wedding date. According to TheKnot.com, an estimated 37,885 weddings are happening today. That’s a lot of celebration!

Historically, a wedding date often was chosen for its auspiciousness. Ancient Greeks are said to have foretold the fortunate date from pig entrails. Some Asian cultures still consult astrologers to select an ideal date and time for marital rites. But for many, it comes down to the numbers. Last year, 10/10/10 was a big bridal hit. A few years ago, many Chinese betrothed wed on 8/8/8, a number believed to bring good fortune. And 7/7/7 was an obvious choice. This year’s bonus: 9/10/11 is an easy date to remember.

Best wishes to all of the couples getting married today. Cheers!

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Real Relationship

A Real Relationship,
Has fights.
Has trust.
Has faith.
Has tears.
Has hurt.
Has sweet smiles.
Has genuine laughter.
Has snorts because of the laughter.
Has weird, stupid, unnecessary arguments.
Has patience.
Has communication.
Has secrets.
Has jealousy.
Nd most importantly it has
♥ Love ♥

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Never Tell To Anyone

 
Never tell your problems to anyone. 20% don't care 
and the other 80% are glad you have them.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

To Love Is Nothing

 
To Love is Nothing..
To be Loved is Something..
To Love and be Loved is Everything...

Monday, September 26, 2011

My Life

One day you will ask me,
which is more  important to you,
"ME OR YOUR LIFE"
i will say,"MY LIFE"
 and you will go and leave me
without knowing that you are my life.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Believe In Yourself

A bird sitting on branch of a tree is not afraid by the shaking branch.

Because the bird trusts not branch but her wings.

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Life Of Others

We always feel that Life of others is Better than us But
We always forget that we are also OTHERS for someone else.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Sunday, September 18, 2011

I Will Love You

 
A boy gave a girl 13 roses, 12 were real,
one was fake, then the boy said to the girl,
I will love you till the last rose dies.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

When We Are Alone

The taste of water can be enjoyed only when we are thirsty..
Same Way!
The affection of a sincere person will be felt,
When we are Alone..!

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Kiss

A kiss is something
you cannot give without taking
and cannot take without giving.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Sunday, September 11, 2011

The Worst Way

The worst way to miss someone,
is to have them sitting right next to you 
and you know you can never have them.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Pakistan

Pakistan is such a nice country where..
Nobody wants to Study in Govt schools..
Nobody wants to be treated in Govt hospitals..
Nobody wants to travel by Govt transport.,
Nobody wants to deal with any Govt department..
But..
Everybody wants
Govt Job ...!

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Funny

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Leava a Trail

Don not go where the path may lead.
Go instead where there is no path
and leave a trail.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Be My Friend كن صديقى

كم جميل لو بقينا أصدقاء
إن كل امراة تحتاج إلى كف صديق
كن صديقى

هواياتى صغيرة
...واهتماماتى صغيرة
وطموحى أن أمشى ساعات معك
تحت المطر
عندما يسكننى الحزن
ويبكينى الوتر

فلماذا تهتم بشكلى
ولا تدرك عقلى
كن صديقى
 
How beautiful would it be if we remained friends

Every woman needs the hand of a friend

Be my friend
...
My hobbies are simple

And my interests are simple

And all I hope for is a walk with you

For hours, in the rain

When sadness dwells in me

And music brings tears to my eyes

So, why do you only care about my appearance

And not realize my mind

Be my friend.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Friendship

There were two friends walking in the desert and during their walk one of them slapped the other friend he suffered.but he did not say any thing but he wrote on the sand "today my best friend slapped my face" They continued to walk,They found an oasis they decided to take a bath in the water but who was slapped and suffered from his friend was drowning his friend saved him from drowning the other friend wrote on the a stone "today my friend saved my life"
his friend asked his when I slapped you wrote on sand and when I saved you from drowning you wrote on stone. why ?
he smiled and replied when friends hurt us we should write down what happened on the sand so winds can erase it for tolerance and forgiveness,but when friends make good things for us we must write it on stone to stay in the memory of the heart and winds will not erase it.